Hello I am dog and I am lover of computer. I love fetch and run or long walk for fun!

I'm a fucking horse I don't know how to work a computer and I don't want to. My idiot jockey keeps shoving his stupid laptop in my face and it's pissing me off.

Yes I am stack o' doge and am real yum in the tum.

TBH I just want to die. To me, sleeping forever sounds like paradise.